Mannequin!

As long as there isn't too much of a creep factor for you, these are awesome to put outfits on in the planning stages so you can see how it looks without having to constantly put stuff of and on and run between the closet and a mirror.

Ans as always, the best place to find them is on Craigslist - try to wheel and deal and see if you can't talk down closing business owners on the price, they can't do too much with them later and will need to sell them off at whatever they can get for them.

Need a couch for your garage hang out?

Just got one of these bad boys in our downstairs ruckus room. The boyfriend wasn't too happy, but I assured him we'd get rid of it as soon as he was willing to pay for a brand new couch.

Penis Door Knocker

Someone go invent one, please.

Closest thing I could find was this (which I feel is a little TOO awkward):

Twister Bed Sheets

Yes, those are fuzzy dice instead of the spinner. Don't want to lose an eye while playing on the bed, right? Now available through TwisterBedSheets.com - they seem to have the best sales around the winter holiday months.

Random item-ness

Crazy Cat Lady Action figure
(There is also A Jesus Christ Action Figure, and a Sigmund Freud Action Figure)

Fuzzy Gnome Coin Banks

I used to have a robo-cat pencil butt sharpener, ahh the memories...

Random Bandaids... and bacon stuff.

Been searching for these for YEARS - Thigh High Converse everyone!

Ebay - Thigh High Converse

Every Child should have a giant teddy bear

like this one!

 

This is an item i actually own - it was on sale at ToysRUs or $50 while I worked there, snatched it up on my break. His name is Fred :D He's bigger than some of my friends.

Velvet Theater Ropes

 Nothing says I'm important like velvet theater ropes in your house.

As usual, Craisglist or the attic of your local movie theater are the best bets for finding these, unless you have lots of cash to burn, in which case...here you go!

ZOLTAR

Get your very own extremely expesive custom made Zoltar!