Plants, the low maintenance pet.

Plants don't normally sound too cool. BUT - these plants EAT THINGS, and they MOVE.

Warning: Be a responsible plant owner! Carnivorous plants need a bit more (or generally just different) care than regular plants, so research before you buy! Also, if you plan on buying the seeds, you're going to have to wait about 7 years for them to mature.

Best natural flying insect remover for indoors are Sundews, they're all nice and sticky. Venus fly traps are a close second but look a lot cooler. You can occasionally find them in the plant sections at various stores, but if you really want one (or NEED one) and can't wait, there are a variety of places you can buy from online. California Carnivores is one, Predatory Plants is another. Personally as a Bay Area native I bought local and ordered from California Carnivores. There is also a site specific to Colorado, if you happen to live there.

Mannequin!

As long as there isn't too much of a creep factor for you, these are awesome to put outfits on in the planning stages so you can see how it looks without having to constantly put stuff of and on and run between the closet and a mirror.

Ans as always, the best place to find them is on Craigslist - try to wheel and deal and see if you can't talk down closing business owners on the price, they can't do too much with them later and will need to sell them off at whatever they can get for them.

Need a couch for your garage hang out?

Just got one of these bad boys in our downstairs ruckus room. The boyfriend wasn't too happy, but I assured him we'd get rid of it as soon as he was willing to pay for a brand new couch.

Penis Door Knocker

Someone go invent one, please.

Closest thing I could find was this (which I feel is a little TOO awkward):

Twister Bed Sheets

Yes, those are fuzzy dice instead of the spinner. Don't want to lose an eye while playing on the bed, right? Now available through TwisterBedSheets.com - they seem to have the best sales around the winter holiday months.

Random item-ness

Crazy Cat Lady Action figure
(There is also A Jesus Christ Action Figure, and a Sigmund Freud Action Figure)

Fuzzy Gnome Coin Banks

I used to have a robo-cat pencil butt sharpener, ahh the memories...

Random Bandaids... and bacon stuff.